Jokes… We all need a laugh sometimes…

We all need to smile sometimes and have a good laugh. Life can get so hard at times… I know that… but here are some jokes to help brighten your day.

Joke 1…

A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won £5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

“What are you going to do with the prize money?” the officer asks.

The man responds, “I guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

His wife says, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart aleck when he’s drunk.”

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, “I knew we wouldn’t get far in this stolen car.”

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, “Are we over the border yet?”

Joke 2…

Police warn that a tonne of strawberries have fallen into the road on the motorway. 

Be prepared for a JAM!!!!!

Joke 3…

What goes haha bonk?

A man laughing his head off.

Joke 4…

What is red, white and black?

A penquin with a sun burn.

What is read, white and black?

A newspaper.

Joke 5…

Let’s eat Dave, Or, Let’s eat, Dave.

Use a comma, save a Dave.

Joke 6…

Writers don’t get mad at people, they just write them into their next book…as the victim.

Joke 7…

The past, the present and the future all walked into a bar… it was tense!!!

Joke 8…

What do trees like to drink?

I don’t know what so trees like to drink?

Root Beer!!!

Joke 9…

Writer – Noun – A Strange organism that is capable of turning coffee and caffeine into books!!!

I hope you like my random jokes… yes some of them are bad, ok maybe all of them but hopefully it made you smile. We all need to smile sometimes 🙂 

Xxxx

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